How 2 SURVIVE middle school

yo
so
i
just
wanted
to
write
a
post
about
surviving
the
coolest
years
ever.
(im gnna stop now..)Okay, so first off, I'm feeling REALLY hyper right now so dnt blame me!! one of the rules of hyperness is to write in CAPS. so here goes:
HI GUYZ,
PPL HAVE BEEN WRITING VOLUMES AND YOLUMES, CHAPTERS AND BOOKS, WEBPAGES AND SITES ABOUT THIS ONE NAGGING ISSUE: SURVIVING MIDDLE SCHOOL!! I HAVE AN AWESOME MESS-PROOF GUIDE THAT WILL ANSWER ALL UR QUESTIONS THAT IT TAKES BOOKS AND BOOKS TO ANSWER. (GTG EAT DINNER..BRB AND i'LL CONTINUE!! LOL)
OKAY I'M BACK (I GUESS THERE WAS NO DINNER AFTER ALL...JK)
SO HERE'S THE GUIDE:
1. HAVE A STRONG FAITH IN GOD. THIS WILL HELP YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS THERE WITH U THRU EVERYTHING!
2. HAVE FRIENDS!! THEY'RE ALWAYS THERE WITH U IF THEY'RE TRUE AND U ALWAYZ NEED A GOOD SECRET KEEPER!!
3. KEEP A JOURNAL. SOME STUFF NOT EVEN UR FRIEND CAN KNO!
4. DONT GET TOO DISTRACTED BY WORLDLY THINGS AND KEEP UR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT
5. DONT OVERWHELM UR PUNY LIL SELF WITH TOO MUCH WORK. U END UP DOIN NONE OF IT!
6. ALWAYS BE CREATIVE AND KEEP GOOD TIES WITH PEOPLE..THEY CAN HELP U WHEN U MOST NEED IT AND LEAST EXPECT IT
7. ALWAYS DO SOMETHIN OUT-OF-THE-ORDINARY IN A WHILE..IT KEEPS UR SPIRITS HI-IGH!

THERE'S ALWAYS MORE TIPS YALLZ,
NEMO